kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


Girl, your mom is gonna kick your ass when you get home.

Girl, your mom is gonna kick your ass when you get home.

(via greeklesbian)


h0odrich:

trashabasha:

h0odrich:

i want a lewey vatton wallet

You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!

whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


meatbicyclevevo:

i saw this and i couldnt resist

meatbicyclevevo:

i saw this and i couldnt resist

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

(via fuckyeahloldemort)


princessjanecrocker:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

???????!?!??!!!!!,??

I am convinced that she is a sentient being sent here from outer space too be immortal and pretty.

princessjanecrocker:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

???????!?!??!!!!!,??

I am convinced that she is a sentient being sent here from outer space too be immortal and pretty.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)



kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via fuckyeahloldemort)